With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time
they make a law it's a joke.
— Will Rogers
1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
4 (personal): Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your
7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
mind putting that thing away.
8 (philosophical): You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important.
It's what's in it that matters.
9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye
10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11 (polite): Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps
12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
— Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
"Никому никогда не понадобится более 640k памяти!"
— Билл Гейтс, 1981
"Windows 95 необходимо как минимум 8 Мб памяти."
— Билл Гейтс, 1996
"Никому никогда не понадобится Windows 95."
— логическое заключение
is not the entire Tao.
The path that can be specified
is not the Full Path.
We declare the names
of all variables and functions.
Yet the Tao has no type specifier.
Dynamically binding, you realize the magic.
Statically binding, you see only the hierarchy.
Yet magic and hierarchy
arise from the same source,
and this source has a null pointer.
Reference the NULL within NULL,
it is the gateway to all wizardry.
— П. Кальдерон