Итак, tenkeyless-клавиатуры приходят в Россию. Это Cooler Master SGK-4000 и Razer BlackWidow Tournament Edition, обе на Cherry MX Blue, соответственно, адово шумные и любимые клаводрочерами.
На гикхаке пишут про то, что у блекуидоу через раз идёт по пизде пробел, в Россию её ещё не завезли, вся хуйня. Кулермастеровскую клавиатурку я трогал, она няшнэ.
Доброй ночи, пусяки, пускай вам приснятся тёплые ламповые сны.

Bernard Roseman, for example in LSD the Age of Mind, found it behooved him to become involved with the practical endeavor of typing. In detailing his system for becoming an accomplished typist through psychedelics, he emphasized the necessity for knowing the basics of the touch-system. Once this was acquired, with a fair rhythm, he offered the following advice for "drumming in" a conditioned response:

Take [the drug] while typing and continue right through the transition period (where one's consciousness changes).
Now here is where "will power" comes in, as you will find yourself inventing a thousand reasons why typing is useless and you could not care less about learning it. It would be so pleasant to stop and listen to a little music or just meditate. Well, if you wish to accomplish something with psychedelics that lingers on into your ordinary state, you must exert an act of will. By doing nothing but letting that state direct you, a pleasant time will be had, but little accomplished.
Therefore you must continue this regime... if possible up to fourteen hours....
It will feel as if you have been typing for centuries locked in a small enclosure with but one action to perform. When the drug wears off, go to sleep. It is almost guaranteed your mind will still be seeing numbers and letters, and your fingers will jerk as they wish to automatically respond to the actions required of them. Upon awakening, go back to the typewriter. You will be amazed to see your speed and accuracy greatly improved. A force will seem to grab your hands, and your fingers will fight to obey. The typewriter is now a permanent part of you, and the impression made can never be erased.

Обзавёлся ещё одной кликающей механоклавой моего возраста. Спасибо @iroi. Подлежит реставрации, конечно, но работает. Свичи — ALPS White.
В связи с этим обменял бы другую механоклаву — Cherry со свичами Chicony Black, винкеями и PS2 в хорошем состоянии — на что-нибудь няшненькое, например клаву с buckling spring'ами.

Ничто так не мотивирует печатать БЫСТРО БЛЕАТЬ, чем зашедшие в вагон контроллеры когда я играл в клавогонки. Постояли над душой, я допечатал, сунул ноут в рюкзак и перебежал (как раз тормозили перед станцией).