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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
в первотеге #3037686 имеет второй слой
кстати вот в #3036481 пауза после "find out" ведь неспроста. ну-ка, кто знает почему? руку вверх.
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If you call someone a card, it means they're funny or quick-witted.
Слово дня: javaboy.
The man, the status quo, the big javaboy in the sky have a vested interest in keeping people happy and motivated.
The man, the status quo, the big javaboy in the sky have a vested interest in keeping people happy and motivated.
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слово дня: truthiness
“truth that comes from the gut, not books”
“truth that comes from the gut, not books”
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буржуйский аналог "снизу постучали"
Oo-wee = эх, бля
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crows feet
перепостил буржуйскую шутку дня во все места — никто не въезжает. днём ходил ржал, теперь грущу.
У нас появилась сотрудница из Великобритании. Так вот, слово search она произносит так: "sesh". Другие британцы (нормальные) говорят "sarch", но то нормальные, наша радость не из таких.
зламався парсер першотега — читає bye як б'є
ichor ˈʌɪkɔː noun
the fluid that flows like blood in the veins of the gods.
Why does second person only have 'you' whereas first person has "I" and "me"?
The simplest explanation is that in Middle English the unstressed forms "ye" (subject) and "you" (object) were both pronounced the same, jə. This led to confusion as to how they should be used, and ultimately elimination of one form.
More specifically, we can see in written sources that there was a sporadic confusion between "you" and "ye" in the 14th and 15th century, and subsequent confusion that in some cases led to regular use of "you" used as subject and "ye" as object, as well as authors using both without a clear distinction.
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A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.
"ephedrine?"
"I can't serve you that"
"sudoephedrine"
"There you go".
fascinating
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you saw old english #3018344 and now, let me show you new english