• How do you teach mathematics to a woman

    Look for the tan line
    subtract her pants
    stack her on the bed
    divide her legs
    calculate the distance
    arc her back
    add a length
    function properly
    provide constant movement
    give her a square root
    turn her over for a reverse polish notion
    gradiently increase the integer
    round the remainder
    fill the pi
    hope she doesn't multiply
    log the event
    sine on the dotted line
    get her to cosine
    profit from the experience
    base the result on an exponent
    /by Steve Warrington
    ♡ recommended by @O01eg

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