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eugene-pnf
IT w3c crap Imagine, you enter a grocery store to buy a loaf of bread.
— Welcome to the Shop & Co! 
— Hello. I am looking for....
— Where have you been recently?
— In a hardware store. Why?
— Do you use a car to get to us?
— No, I use a bike.
— Which model?
— XYZ123. Fucking Why?!
— Have you been to our store before? Any receipts?
— Nope.
— Where are you from?
— Me?! From Lithuania.
— Why do you speak English then?
— ...I don't know, I feel like doing so.
— May I speak Lithuanian?
— No way! just give me fucking bread!
— We are so sorry, we do not have Lithuanian bread right now.
— Can you give me any other goddamn bread!!!
— Nope.

This is exactly what happens every time you visit a website.
eugene-pnf
IT politics crap "ElcomSoft has pioneered many software innovations that have made it easier to recover lost passwords from the operating system, Microsoft Office products, Adobe PDF files, ZIP and RAR archives, and a variety of other applications." — we live in the era of Euphemisms.