After surfing dozens of porn sites and downloading thousands of songs illegally, I finally got a virus on my laptop from a website containing quotes from the Bible.
This one is a good addition to the lesson about national stereotypes: A Polish man walks into his local pub and goes straight up to the barman, who turns away disgusted at the handful of dog sh*t the Pole is holding."Hey, Fred" says the Pole, "Look what I almost stepped in".
A typical day for a gorilla is to get up early and eat. It eats until it gets hot, then it will nap. When it gets up from its nap, they resume eating until the sun goes down.