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TheCakeIsAlive

— Every woman you see, they're just a hole into which you can potentionally insert your penis.
— Three! There's three bloody hohes into which I could potentionally insert me penis.
— How do we even belong to the same species?
— As one wise twat once said, men are from Mars, and women love penis.
— It's "from Venus"
— Cha! Spot the lesbian.