для слабо владеющих расшифровка:
Person holding camera: Selfie!
Megatron: You will not receive a selfie so long as you stand before me with your ridiculous furred hoodie! When will you learn that your status updates mean zero-to-nothing to anyone, ever! It doesn't matter which social network you post it on — worthless! Use your mind, create new memories, interact, don't just add it to a library of forgotten photographs!
Person holding cellphone: OK.
Megatron: Ugh, how disappointing your generation is.
Person holding cellphone: Bye laughter