Jakor
Тащемта, на Манежке вчера было весело. Особенно весело было кидать ёлочные игрушки ОМОНу, это было даже няшно.
Jakor
Мда: Gadzhi’s Kaspiysk summer house is an enormous
structure on the shore of the Caspian, essentially a huge
circular reception room — much like a large restaurant —
attached to a 40-meter high green airport tower on columns,
accessible only by elevator, with a couple of bedrooms, a
reception room, and a grotto whose glass floor was the roof
of a huge fish tank. The heavily guarded compound also
boasts a second house, outbuildings, a tennis court, and two
piers out into the Caspian, one rigged with block and tackle
for launching jet skis.
cablegate.wikileaks.org
Jakor
On memorial day an old fighter ace is invited to a kindergarten. Kids ask him how many planes he shot down. He says: — Well, one day during the Battle of Britain saw a bunch of fockers in the skies. The first foсker came at me out of the sun, but I out maneuvered him and blasted him down. A second foсker came at me from below, but I looped behind him and gunned the foсker down as well. A third foсker saw this and tried to retreat into the clouds, but… The teacher jumps in: — Children, before the story continues, you have to learn that Focker is the type of plane German air force used to fly during World War II. Pilot: — Yeah, that’s right. But them particular fockers were flying Messerschmitts.
Jakor
derp Пить-хорошо, работать- плохо. Пить на работе- неплохо, но и не хорошо. Как же быть, когда ты на работе, выпить хочется и алкоголь есть?: