joke — Why do you play golf so much?
— It keeps me fit.
— What for?
— Golf!

joke — Dear, why did you call me Victoria all night long?
— You will not believe. I saw in a dream that I was David Beckham.

joke — Are you parachutist?
— Yes, I am.
— You know, I would never risk to jump with a parachute.
— Are you sure? I would never risk to jump without parachute.