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    1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
    2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
    3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
    something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
    4 (personal): Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
    5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
    minutes late.
    6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your
    own ear.
    7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
    mind putting that thing away.
    8 (philosophical): You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important.
    It's what's in it that matters.
    9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye
    10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
    11 (polite): Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps
    changing tempo.
    12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
    — Steve Martin, "Roxanne"

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