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@lurker:
lurker

youtube.com

@SStrand:
SStrand

fleshsong.point.im
Was rude of me not telling, wasn't it?... On the other hand it's not like I crave madly for friends/readers/followers.
Huh. I don't remember giving away my dArt account... here's one: fleshsong.deviantart.com

And that's all. No more posts on juick.

@unfalse:
unfalse

Сыграл пару раз в Warface. Наверное, скоро затянет. А может и нет.

@RainerGomes:
RainerGomes

verge *в мире людей
Kid is sneaking out.
Posted by needa <theverge.com> on February 23, 2013 03:27 am

So my brother... has a sixteen year old little girl. he also has life 360 on there to keep track of her. but that hasnt stopped her from being smart enough to know that all she has to do is toggle the gps. the last time she sneaked out she didnt turn it off until she got down the street. that meant life 360 alerted him that she left the house. so now that she is busted and he knows she is leaving... what can he do to lock the gps toggle without her being able to circumvent.
its a bionic sittin on gingerbread.
its not rooted but it can be. what can be done?
i reckon she would need to be locked out of 'manage apps', settings, drop down toggles may need to go. letting her turn off gps and think it is off would be the best thing.

@sandr1x:
sandr1x

Arrogance of Authority*

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"

@odin:
odin

люди приходят, люди уходят,
когда они в земле своё место находят

@qrick:
qrick

youtube.com

@zeks:
zeks

Larch*

@PapiChulo:
PapiChulo

J'aime bien me brûler quand je bois du thé. C'est vrai ! Si je me brûle pas, c'est pas assez chaud. Non, c'est pire: si je me brûle pas assez, c'est pas assez chaud. Je le bois en deux secondes, aucun intérêt et il faut en refaire un.

@SoulCube:
SoulCube

Elder Scrolls *Skyrim *YouTube *humor
youtube.com
стеб над недавним трейлером Скайрима %)))

@superman:
superman

это край мира.

@alexd:
alexd

Scorpions Sting in the tail — крутотень! всем кто любит стары добрый хардрок — катастрафически рекомендую!!!!

@Miku:
Miku

internet Ня, жуик, лови. dagobah.biz